Growing up in upstate New York, I used to watch it when I was growing up, when it was on television.

I think anyone who has watched Lou Holtz and Mark May talk about college football already knows not to expect facts

Yeah. Like when he does commercials for Focus on the Family. I mean, gay kids are just sick, right? He's just helping them out.

I like Tim Tebow as a quarterback, but you have to admit he's a terrible person.

Ohio State fans are the dirt worst. I attended college at Bowling Green, where the university schedules games so they aren't on at the same time as Buckeye games, because they know everyone would just not come to the game and go watch OSU instead. They suffer from a permanent persecution complex. They honestly STILL…

In Buffalo, everything is named after William McKinley, an unremarkable, corrupt president whose only connection to the city is that he was assassinated there. How fitting. The only president with any true connection to the city is Millard Fillmore, who served three years after Zachary Taylor died. He was the last…

"Jim Kelly and Marv Levy have cancer. Ralph Wilson does not, per his antebellum-era deal with Satan."

"My best friend stood on a chair, in a restaurant, chanting, "Brady Quinn, Brady Quinn" during the 2007 NFL draft. The look in his eyes when the name Ted Ginn Jr. was announced is something I will never forget. Ever."

A place where you can watch all the Eagles games and share comments with like-minded people. What's not to like?

Perfect choice, if there's one thing Ryne Sandberg knows how to do, it's finish 3rd, 4th, or 5th in the division. And he can do it with most of his original teeth!

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

Yet Lou Holtz picks Notre Dame to win the title every year and he's still employed?

Wow, well isn't this ironic. Now Douglas is like my Uncle Tom, who's an unemployed alcoholic.

Someone's sensitive to Detroit bashing? That's like being appalled at a Chris Brown domestic abuse joke.

Looks like the Phillies have only two choices: let Young walk or Texas Ranger.

This would be the second-biggest Young-Balls transaction this year, behind only the Penn State settlement.

Y'know, it amazes me that from 01' to '05, I never once had one problem on campus or around campus. And that includes some forays down cecil b moore ave and behind campus near the train station. To buy drugs. Seriously. Weird.

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