According to Greenfire Farms owner Paul Bradshaw, who breeds Ayam Cemani in Florida, Ayam Cemani is “the ‘it’ chicken right now,” due to its inky aesthetic: its internal organs and muscles are entirely black—which means its heart is, by extension, black.

Because the stories weren’t as good?

A bit of levity: for some reason my best friend’s phone always showed up as “Shaun Christmas” on caller ID. It was a joke that it was his alias. When Weiner came out with “Carlos Danger” I took that on as my alias.

This is getting absurd. What he was doing was stupid, shameful and betrayed a staggering lapse in judgement. But a sex crime?

Yeah, she had two things I like: greatness and a redemption story. I enjoy watching greats compete, and she was great. And then when she lost I hoped she’d come back and make dipshits like Floyd Mayweather eat their words.

Wait, we’re comparing Barkley to human twitter egg Skip Bayless?

I was really bummed to hear this. I wasn’t a fan of Matt Smith (loved Tennant though) and really enjoyed Capaldi. I thought he came into his own in the last series.

There has been a lot of ugliness and there will be more to come. But it’s important to remember these kinds of moments.

What a festering anal sore Dr. Luke is. This is clearly not about money and just about Luke punishing Kesha for challenging his authority.

Well-written. Thiel is a draconian dipshit and Altman is a punk for supporting him.

I actually think DeVos might not.

The President is proud to have been the first ever GOP nominee to mention the LGBTQ community in his nomination acceptance speech

Yeah, you should see those dipshits on Twitter. “IT STILL COULD BE A MUSLIM!”

A few thoughts:

Prediction: Trump awkwardly blames the SEALs and then pivots to blaming President Obama.

I look forward to the GOP investigating THIS the way they went after Benghazi!

I disagree. I think a lot of stuff like this happened under President Obama, yes. I think President Obama preferred low-key, clandestine forces and drone strikes. Trump is going to go for the kind of ostentatious shows of force that are fucking awful.

President Obama really used the “feckless, weak, pathetic” GOP narrative to his advantage. You notice we didn’t have fuck ups under President Obama? It’s because he wasn’t a gigantic unprepared dipshit like Trump. It’s pretty clear President Obama respected the military and intelligence communities more than Trump.

It’s amazing what a bunch of spineless, craven weasels the GOP are. It seems like with the exception of Graham, McCain, Paul, and Collins the entire GOP is just embracing Trump.

Jeff Sessions: “Boy, I certainly hope this doesn’t come back to bite me in the ass in two years!”