Oh to have gotten to hear THAT conversation.

Just wait until his department of labor gets done.

Maybe Sage Steele should have watched the fucking news and gotten to her flight a lot earlier like a sensible person. I saw there were protests scheduled for LAX and probably would have left four-six hours early for my flight.

Peter Thiel, founder of PayPal and—more notably for this website, at least—an aggressive anti-First Amendment advocate.

Ed Miliband looks like a time-displaced Milo Yiannopolous who realized what he caused and has come back to warn us all.

I enjoy this even more because basketball is the sport that will piss off the alt right the most.

She should feel guilty. I’m glad it ruined her life, it should. I’m glad she lived a long time because she seems to have guilt and remorse and living with that is the worst punishment I can think of.

If we’re shutting down immigration until we can guarantee 100% safety we’re never opening it back up.

Great, we elected end-of-life Howard Hughes as our president.

Agreed. I grew up in a Central Virginia suburb and my stereotype was that girls were smarter than boys.

You would think Derrick Brooks could do that in Tampa.

Butler clearly needs to be traded to a young team on the rise that could use him... the Philadelphia 76ers! TRUST THE PROCESS!

He’s effortlessly charming in interviews as well.

Let me explain what bothered me about the email server bullshit.

Hillary Clinton was a bad candidate who ran a bad campaign. Bernie’s performance in the primary was NOT a symbol of his strength as a candidate but of Hillary’s weakness.

If I was a Duke player my response would have been to say I was going to stop wearing Duke gear, playing, or even practicing, until I got paid even 1/100th of what Coach K gets.

Losing is losing is losing. So you’re right.

Nah, I knew what I was saying.

Can someone answer this for me (Noble Renard, looking at you!): is there any legal way that sanctuary cities or even states (like California) can retaliate if federal money dries up? I’m a Los Angelino and if no federal money comes in I don’t want to be subsidizing some asshole in Mississippi so he can have a rascal…

I did. Hillary flips Michigan but not Pennsylvania or Wisconsin.