I saw this on an Uproxx post but it really puts into focus what a psycho Gibson is: He gave Helen Hunt a freeze dried rat while making What Women Want, printed up fake memo’s about a knife wielding maniac being seen near the set and pretended to attack the director while wearing a mask, who defended herself by…

THANK YOU. I have a horrible temper, only made worse when I’m drunk. I spent a lot of my first semester starting fights and getting beat up. But I NEVER hit a woman. I’m not saying this for props. At one point I punched a guy for flicking water in my face when we were playing beer pong.

Does it make you feel better that Fury Road was the best Mad Max movie?

This kind of annoys me: Tom Cruise is part of a weird cult. But there’s no evidence he ever hurt anyone. I had a friend who worked on MI-4 and said that Cruise is polite, punctual, and a complete professional. He just happens to be so dumb he couldn’t spell cat if you spotted him the ‘c’ and the ‘t’.

You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers it’ll be your fault. 

Hopefully soon, and with no deferments. Time everyone had some skin in the game.

We strongly support NATO, an alliance forged through the bonds of two World Wars that dethroned fascism, and a Cold War that defeated communism.

“But we’re talking about national security and the totalitarian ideologies that drive the groups that threaten America.”

Under Jackson’s supervision, one of the world’s best cities has been rendered a toxic basketball wasteland.

“Experts are telling me there’s more violence around marijuana than one would think and there’s big money involved.” And today: “I’m not sure we’re going to be a better, healthier nation if we have marijuana being sold at every corner grocery store.”

For Sessions it is.

Surprisingly, a lot of wrestlers (CM Punk, John Cena, the Rock) have all ripped Trump.

Man, I was straight before. But now after that picture I’m so straight I won’t eat a vegetable over two inches.

Hey! nip/tuck went to shit in season 3. But yeah, his other shows age like fruit.

Depends how closely he follows the real story. If he tries to be at all accurate that will restrain him from doing anything really weird, as apparently he was for his OJ miniseries.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

I would be more excited if Ryan Murphy weren’t involved. He is... not good at making TV.

As someone who hates irony Trump then signed a national abortion ban and fired Sean Spicer for mentioning irony. Trump hired him back moments later saying, “oh you! I can’t stay mad at someone I can emasculate!”

Ah yes, and now we see one of the conservatives three equally useless favorite answers for a problem: Blame Liberals! The other two, of course, are “trust the free market” and “pray”

I don’t think he was suggesting Jews per se. He was saying it was liberals to make Trump look bad.