Who the fuck terrorizes an eight year old’s birthday party? How close to completely unredeemable are you that you’re screaming race hate at an eight year old and you don’t have a moment of clarity?

Testifying on behalf of the partygoers, Hyesha Bryant told the couple, “This day affected my life and it affected my children’s lives... I forgive you. I forgive all of you.”

Unlike most of the charter-school grifters, she doesn’t really seem to stand to profit in any real way off of school-privatization policies—that is, she’s so insanely wealthy already that no plausible school-privatization scheme could meaningfully enrich her.

Dwayne Johnson, I would watch. The Rock? Not so much. I get enough homophobia and slut shaming when he comes back to the WWE.

Yeah, a friend of mine works for PPFA and was antagonized because she wrote about “the female condom”.

That was a trans woman.

He can blame the Owens thing on Obama. Wrongly. But still.

Virginia governor Terry McAulife says “I don’t know, I might” want to be president. It’s nice to want things.

But please, tell me how Islam is a greater threat to America.

I’m sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out for you.

I imagine Nicki listening to Shether and looking like the Nazis when they saw the Ark in Raiders.

Ah, maybe it’s just my millennial snowflake nature but I don’t touch coworkers. At all. It’s fucking weird.

“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the pussy.”

Was not familiar with that. Which probably says something. I think it speaks to dude’s fragility that there aren’t more transmen on screen.

Phil might be a good chef, just not a good farmer.

Well, the good news is that in that case you would qualify for Medicaid in that case.

This was the kind of thing I was talking about in another thread about how I feel like some trans women retain a vestige of male privilege.

I didn’t know whether to shit or wind my watch when Rand Paul was championing HSAs and high-deductible plans. What does he expect me to do to fill it? Sell my unicorn to the leprechaun guild?

You put people in these segments that your think your colleagues might find worth remembering.

There is no Bruce Springsteen song that I don’t think Ryan Adams (or another artist) couldn’t make better.