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Only if she blew him first.

No.

twin turbos, a metric fuck-ton of NO2, and drag strip.

It’s a bad Mamma-Jamma! -Real Human

“Awake, awake, Zion, clothe yourself with strength! Put on your garments of splendor, Jerusalem, the holy city. And maybe, like, an ankle brace or something, ‘cause damn that don’t look good.”

“Wow. I never realized that. Chevy is hitting it out of the park!” -Real Person

Still not reliable as a Chevy.*

Blond, big mouthed, and not at all worried about it biting her in the bony racist ass? Hell, employee of the month..

If Roger the Hutt was still running it, she would have her own show by now. 

Obviously this racist fuckbucket wants Very White House gig. Sarah HS better watch her back!

Obviously not as good as the original, but god damn I love the THAW soundtrack!

Bitch will be hosting something on there by the end of March, guaranteed.

Shit, she’s obviously our next U.N. Ambassador.

She could be an ambassador!

Fear - Let’s Have a War

Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t fall in love with?