It's over. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck was all 64 seeds, and he swept it.

"Madonna has built her entire career on passing off other people's innovations as her own and making sure the original authors of things don't get as much credit for their work as she does." -Hillary Clinton

I am not 'Hilary Clinton.' And please stop using something I wrote to promote your goddamn album.

This is a really weird way to announce you're Hillary's new speech writer, Erin.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

Where is Ethel Beavers? This list is invalid.

Easy, tell her you want to fuck her best friend.

Skiba: [checks himself]

Re: the high school dance boner.

"You can derelict my balls"

Are you seriously the Cat Stealing Dog Bed Truther right now? Were all the conspiracy theories about chemtrails and the Lizard People taken up before you got here?

I wish every single pundit/politician on earth lived in fear of their mom calling them publicly on their shit.

"it's mom..." I can only hope to embarrass my kids, on that level, at some point in their lives.

1) After the vines of his kid, I became an Andrew Hawkins fan

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

I can't decide what to get them off of their registry. The Beer Making Kit, or the Cowboy Hat Chip & Dip? I guess I could always go with the Cowboy Boot Beverage Pitcher.

I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part

If this pisses you off, and you wish you could do something about it, YOU CAN. Go to Planned Parenthood right now and drop a little money in their bucket. Even if it's just $5. You can make a difference in the world. Go on. Show PP some righteous love. Be one of the people who help fight the darkness.

That list is better than Marchman's cereal list. Sign her up for a full time spot.

So, you're saying he was acting as a dekoy?