Frankly, I'm not surprised. George Michael's the soundtrack for a lot of people when they're trying to get to O-town.

They all look like they're trying to sell me something. From L-R, Top to Bottom...

Isn't the Mets winning more surprising and newsworthy?

-BravesFan

The yinz and yang of being a star Pittsburgh.

"I thought it might be a little broad." Um, Jon? The term is "woman". Sexist.

If there's grass on the field, eat it.

Flyers fans are a unique form of scum. Amirite?

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

Learning to appreciate pilsners is like appreciating a jazz drummer. Sure, Neil Peart can sound awesome playing his 27-piece drum kit. But did you ever hear what Buddy Rich can do on a 5-piece kit? Brewing a good pilsner comes down to quality ingredients and perfect technique. There's nowhere to hide mistakes.

I was at the game. It was awesome. I particularly enjoyed the one they did for Johnathan Papelbon.

Dear Chase,

Don't get as drunk on cheap beer as I am on my own power.

I'm dead inside,

Derek the UConn RA is an ass. "[Y]ou're cheering for laundry." Dude, some of that laundry occasionally shows up for my International Business class. And one time that laundry said "hey" to me when I gave him his change from the cafeteria doing work study. I like laundry a lot more than the guy who is asking me to…

It's the Redskins - what could go wrong?