Oh, she’s resting. Like a lion rests in the bush, right before taking down a water buffalo.

Seriously, that’s what my 4-year-old does when he get angry at some perceived injustice.

“I heard the other day - can you believe this? - I heard a rumor that Hillary actually sleeps for an entire 7 or 8 hours every night! Can you believe that, folks? Sleeping so much? She’s so lazy, how can she ever get anything done? Now me, I’m so very healthy, I only sleep 1-2 hours every other week. That’s all!…

At first, I thought Trump was just trying to lower the bar for himself, but I genuinely believe that he doesn’t have the attention span to actually prepare for a debate.

What Trump calls “resting” is actually what the rest of us call a good night sleep, so we can be refreshed and alert for our duties and responsibilities.

Unfortunately I’m imagining it every day.

Can you imagine that kid actually being President of the United States?

Trump is the college bro who brags about passing a class with a C even though he “didn’t even study.”

lulzlzlzlzlz.

and, uh, Hillary is 50,000,000 times more prepared than he is, so even if she were “resting,” that doesn’t give him a pass

I like that his deflection has rubbed off on Pence, too. Asked about foreign affairs? Say something about Clinton’s e-mails. Asked about Trump’s offensive remarks? E-mails. Asked about his record as governor? E-mails. Asked what he would like for dinner? Hillary’s e-mails. What’s your wife’s name? E-mails.

That’s all beside the fact that Hillary Clinton is 68, so she has been preparing for this debate for the last 50 years, at least.

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point. “Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

Newton knew his shit.

...k

You’ve definitely banged your second cousin.

Good to know this apple managed to get a good bounce and roll far from the tree.

Definitely got her looks, personality, intelligence....... well, pretty much everything from her mother.