shockdoctor
ShockDoctor
shockdoctor

BEEP BOOP ANALYZING ROADWAY

if these games were a david attenborough narrated, planet-earth style thing, the music the raptors would get when they tried to do basketball things would be the jaunty oboe of the hapless penguins that eventually get their brains bashed against the rocks by sea lions and orca whales

Chef Curry....that is so lame. Makes me want to punch a baby.

Unfortunately, immediately after the video cuts off, he was killed by the Mustang.

The last video: he’s dead isn’t he?

Does anyone else want to slap that fucking mouth-guard out of Curry’s mouth as hard as you possibly can?

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

If you’re showing bar graphs without any axis label, why use “higher is better” on some and “lower is better” on others? It just adds confusion.

People hate the Warriors because Draymond is a dick kicking asshole and their bandwagon tech-bro fanbase is annoying.

I varied my compression once

Natural selection working overtime in this community.

Triple eh.

I think it would be more likely that it would happen with an animal like a deer than ever with a person. Of course though, no one but the most ardent of PETA supporters would bat an eye at a robo-car running down Bambi to save your life.

Too much front brake bias would lock front wheels first, not lift the rear tires off the ground. Any racer can tell you that. This is a weight distribution problem only.

The moment during which you are being stabbed in the face seven times is definitely a moment worthy of killing the stabber.

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways