It can be both.

All Michaels look alike to me.

Man, I hope I go out saying something cool like, "All right, then". It'll more likely be me chastising my cat.

For there's a novel inside me, and only when it is finally out can I walk free of pain.

If you like that idea, you'll love my new book, Branding and 71 Other Concerns: A Guide for the Modern Terrorist.

I'd like to see a terrorist organization name themselves "McDonald's".

I suppose my favorite show fluctuated quite a bit, but I was obsessed with Rocko's Modern Life for a number of years.

I'm with you. Fuck NBC!

I get off mysteriously all the time.

It was a decree sent down from The Death Panel.

You're gonna fit in just fine here.

25 Ways to Kiss a Naked Man,
by Dr. Seuss

"Have him read aloud from the Affordable Care Act as you give him oral!"
*swoons*

This should be the new "Why not Zoidberg?"

Actually, his hip cache is a medical condition.

What am I, some kind of peasant?

I haven't watched a single episode since it was announced he was leaving for CBS. I guess he broke my heart. Also I no longer have cable.

I must admit I'm a chickenshit and didn't make it through Outlast. I'll probably start it up again. I loved the first two Deadspace games. I highly recommend them.

The combat is my biggest complaint with Alan Wake. It's OK in small doses, but when they have you going through an hour long stretch of combat, it gets old fast.

Thanks for reminding me about Kentucky Route Zero. I had completely forgotten about that game. I'll put that on my list.