I saw one this weekend in a satin black wrap with black wheels and dark tint and it looked like giant computer mouse...with a duck face.

Any high end German make. Too many people have drunk the Kool Aid of ‘superior German engineering and reliability’ (HAAAAH!). The Germans do make some very good cars, but too many are overhyped and overrated. There are plenty of good options out there. 

My mom’s ‘08 Focus Sedan topped out at almost 120. You sure you didn’t have the e-brake on?

I love it!

My wife has a 500 Sport automatic that I always put in ‘sport’ mode and shift manually. It’s great fun, as Fiat make sengines that love to rev. The manuals aren’t even that slow: 0-60 in 9.5 is faster than a Mk1 GTi.

“But, but, it’s a BMW!...and it’s GERMAN!! It has to be great, right?”

I have many favorites: Fiat X1/9, Citroen 2CV, Fiat 500 (new) 5-speed, old FWD VWs (Mk1 and Mk2 Sciroccos, Jettas, Golfs, etc)

I did like Gen III, esp w a decent set of wheels on it

This is the correct, hottest and only take.

The tail lamps on the shiny black Camaro are from a Saab 9000.

Possesses the same kindergarden level of design as the Cybertruck.

Why would anyone brag about driving a Lexus unless it’s an LC500?

Nah,” I want to drive you like a Carnival”

The Toyota logo always reminded me of a dude wearing a sombrero. Goofy logo.

Ahem...Wedgy, reliable, 4WD, futuristici AF and asymmetric steering wheel. Need I say more?

It’s aimed at people who can learn new things, so not for you!

Groan...You’re living in the 80's dude..

I Like it, but it needs a camera in the front bumper because of the stupidly high flat hood and cliff-like grille.

This is so insanely cool I had to put on a winter jacket just to peruse the webpage. 

When I was a kid and dreaming of the day I could get my license and buy a 5 speed Scirocco 16V as my first car, I’d see older high school kids pining for and actually buy 4th gen Cutlass coupes and I never understood why. ( The 3rd gens were at least interesting looking.)