I just read somewhere last week they had pulled the plug on this, no pun intended. Deeply impressive and equally pointless, but you think they would have least have updated the styling so it doesn’t look like a generic car on automotive product packaging.

Damn, sust as they were on a streak.

I love Fiats, and I love X1/9s. It’s one of the most fun cars I’ve ever driven, but, short of proof of a bare metal acid-dipping before painting and an upgraded engine, that’s just too much money for one. We may all be kicking ourselves in another few years when they become even more rare, and we’re all forced to be…

Not a truck guy, or I should say, not a brodozer guy, but would buy this. It’s sensibly sized and priced, looks good and gets great fuel mileage. It doesn’t look like it wasnt to kill you either. Nice job Ford!

To be fair, Paris Hilton is also very costly to maintain, and the returns are questionable at best. 

That’s a brilliant phrase. 

It’s a Jeeeeep

Absolutely. The dipping belt line annoys me but it has a cool mid-century modern interior and great visibility. It’s one of the few modern BMWs (i.e. least douchy) I would consider driving.

Only if it was made by a German car company.

“It’s rai-ning Ram, Halle-lujah!...”

$15-16k for lightly used versions with under 35k miles all day long at your local CarMax.

How do you think I get paid?

That’s part of the ejection seat option pack. 

“Yeah! My prez is better than your prez!”

Holy Shite, those are stupendously cool! I’ve seen many a Twingo in Europeland but never with those wheels.

...Golf carts also don’t have a 1-ton capacity.

That guy needed a Snickers.

As the facilities manager of a (centrally located) sex cult, I’m very interested in these. Wall-mounted restraining aparati and cages, as you know, are quite bulky and heavy, but these would be able to handle them easily. I can also move several crates of dildos in one trip,whereas I currently have to arrange for a…

Like the mythical Medusa, the Silverado kills with its unfathomable horrific ugliness, be they pedestrians or other drivers.

I’m so close to liking this thing, but the pointless diagonal slash on the flanks, and fussy mini strakes on the rocker panels and fender lips are trying too hard to be 80's retro cool, or something. They seem tacked on at the last minute. I like the overall shape but yeah, it’s a little too big.

Renault did it better…