Lol. None of these people are going to Mars. None of them are heroes (unless they did something else heroic). If anything, they are seriously delusional.

I mean yeah, that's possible and likely but we can't just assume that's why. He could have had some serious mental health issues as well. I'm not being bullied but during my depression periods and especially around my period I seriously contemplate it. Either way it's a very sad tragic situation and the adults in this…

Antabloc kind of reminds me of Tomacco.

"You get blackballed." "She gets blackballed." "EVERYONE GETS BLACKBALLED!!"

Some of her best friends are Joni Mitchell.

Welcome to Schizophrenic Jezebel.

But what about tolerating other cultures, and all that nonsense?

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

You're quite sure that not one "oh" was an "I acknowledge that nothing I do or say will prevent this person from describing their idiosyncratic self-concept to me in exhaustive detail" kind of "oh"?

How about we just wrap you really tightly in cotton wool, and keep you in the cellar, where you'll be safe?

Great big yard with a several feet tall stockade full of blow-ed up shit. And solar panels because we care about the future.

The unbearable whiteness of Bobby Jindal's portrait.

Originally from Michigan, he strove for an anti-capitalist lifestyle, the pinnacles of which were his militant veganism and leadership in the biking community.

Maybe turn down the treble just a bit on the white knight routine. They still won't want to let you keep your penis.

sewing his pajama bottoms closed

Truth.

It didn't work for this princess.

I'll just leave this here...

Then the Elmwood management learned about this giant, rude and racism flub and offered to have a "public" chat about the incident, I assume to avoid being boycotted.

I don't think it should, as far as criminal charges go, for one simple reason: Evidence.