If I dial 616-616-6161, will Satan answer? I've got a few things I'd like to discuss.

Forgiveness on Elm Street: Freddy Repents

Oddly, I cannot find those two quotes in the study.

James would make a good VP.

NO WE CANNOT KEEP IT LIGHT I WILL GET ANGRY AND OFFENDED INTERNETS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!

Until you have to assume the presidency, at which point it's good to have a qualified person in there. Are you seriously saying that someone can be over-qualified to be VP? If that's what you're saying, we're just in disagreement.

Do you have any quotes from a VP that actually did anything after their tenure? These guys have an air of sour grapes.

Fourteen VPs have later become president, eight from the death of a president. It is not an office for unqualified people.

Over qualified to be VP, a person who is literally a heart beat away from being the president?

Carrion Comfort by Dan Simmons is one of my favorites.

Signing that petition supporting Roman Polanski counts as a wrong in my book.

Is that gonna pass an audit? Somehow I think my accountant is going to advise against this.

Write it off on their taxes? Should I be writing my vacation expenses off?

If you believe the medical literature, then over time you will see increased cancer among female astronauts. It's like advocating "Cancer for Equality." Perhaps it should be a mark of shame for a female astronaut to not get breast cancer.

That would be ridiculously irresponsible for NASA, or any employer. You set safety standards, and you stick to them.

Maybe I'm misunderstanding your point, but I think there are many medical procedures that carry some sort of stigma. Lap-band surgery, mastectomy (especially voluntary ones), almost any plastic surgery that's not reconstructive, electroconvulsive therapy. I pause a second before I tell anyone I had a vasectomy.I agree…

What's up with the "Can we talk about" internet tic? Yes, you can talk about it. Others might join in.

I've argued with people before that you can't possibly gain more weight than the weight of the food/drink you ingest. Seriously, some people do not understand this. They think your body just creates matter out of nothingness.

The CDC already recommends boys get it.