The best sum up was that tweet: “I never thought leopards would eat MY face,” sobs woman who voted for Leopards Eating People’s Faces party.

I wonder if he’ll pick the 3rd foot belonging to Bannon which is lodged firmly up his ass.

It’s like a statement by the president of the Phillipines as translated into english by someone in the North Korean government

They now say the purpose of the mission was to gather intelligence by taking records and computers. Which they did, so yay I guess.

But... he totally would have gone if it weren’t for those pesky bone spurs. He was basically a cripple. If it weren’t for his copious amounts of testosterone he would have never been able to walk again.

Trump has signed three executive orders aimed at “law and order,” one of which calls for new legislation and new mandatory minimum sentences for “crimes of violence” and “related crimes” (??) against law enforcement officers, because the White House is apparently under the impression that violence against police…

I’m pretty sure that making someone watch BvS is considered torture in some countries.

I actually always thought Debra Messing had a really unique pretty nose, it adds character to her face. I’m happy she named names, this piece of garbage doesn’t deserve a career in the industry. We can’t enable assholes like this and people like Woody Allen, yet they still have careers and win Oscars.

Many, many countless men have run for the Presidency in our country’s history and lost, yet more men — and sometimes those same men — never hesitate to throw their hat in the ring 4 years later. The idea that one woman coming close and losing means no women can run for POTUS until the country magically becomes…

I don’t really understand what you want, should they all have a moratorium on making statements or speaking in congress every time they release a book, regardless of what’s going on?

Yeah, I’d probably defend my mom to the death too rather than reassess my view of her. That’s tough for a kid.

Eh, aren’t we all? So long as the easy D in question isn’t attached to that Dickface Fuckstain.

“It was a difficult conversation, because he talks like he’s speaking publicly,” the official said. “It’s not the usual way heads of state speak to each other. He speaks with slogans, and the conversation was not completely organized.”

Best headline yet: Trump is a boy’s idea of a man.

I think they literally do not know who she is. Their understanding of Dr. King’s work boils down to some baffling version of “everyone should be nice to white people or else we don’t have to listen to you”. They have absolutely zero understanding of Coretta Scott King’s own work. That she’s somebody’s wife is all they…

Easy D was what I was looking for last time I got wasted.

Important to note that Trump’s tweet regarding Ivanka’s business was sent twenty minutes into what was SUPPOSED to be a security briefing.

Today in a press conference, Sean Spicer said he hopes that Coretta Scott King “would support Senator Sessions’ nomination” if she were alive and that anyone who questions the success of the Yemen raid “owes an apology” to the Navy SEAL who died.