Stop it so hard the rust all falls off.
Yep. I took a co-workers original Xbox home to swap out the DVD drive after it had failed. It seemed fine on the outside, but once I got it open, it reeked of cigarettes. I tossed the drive on my pile of old PC hardware and I noticed it still smelled weeks later. Thankfully it wasn't all that dusty though.
He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.
Spanner.
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I was a combat engineer in the Marines and, morbid as it may be, if an area/vehicle had a high probability of containing explosives then the standing order was to clear the area of civilians and blow it in place before approaching on foot. I can’t speak for the procedures of this particular department, but I do have…
These jokes will surely rubber the wrong way.
It was a wheely close shave.
She’ll tread more carefully next time.
She’s since re-tired.
The Plymouth Prowler - Look at it.. It looks fantastic... and yet it sucked. It is the automotive equivalent of the 90’s. All of the looks, all of the promises, yet falling short of expectations in every way.
“lol you’re a truck” - 911
I have a cheap Smith and Wesson OTF knives with a sliding stud...I always figured it’s legal since there’s no button and the slider is part of the blade. Doesn’t go back in by itself, though...that’s half the fun.
Man............wtf has happened to Cartoon Network?
Great, just gimme a sec and I’ll help you guys carry it out.
Eh hem. Eh hem. Excuse me, I seem to have a frog in my throat. Eh hem (this list is bullshit). Eh hem! [I’m just joking, not really complaining. Well ok, a tiny bit.]
The worst one I ever saw (I worked at an aftermarket Euro-centric shop for three years) was an exploded transfer case. The owner must have switched their Jeep Grand Cherokee out of 2H and driven it for a while.
