Sorry! I slept through journalistic ethics class the day we had the lecture called, "If you really think somebody is bad, It's cool to make up worse stuff about them and publish it."
I'm not defending Robertson per se, but this is shitty journalism.

The fact that you repeatedly mention your PE license as if its an achievement only proves my point. And for the record I am 29.

Jezebel commentor:
I just spit out your privilege and patriarchy!

Gizmodo commentor:

We all knew this was coming.

Sounds about the right response.

I just bought 91 Samurai last weekend (as DD) ...and it puts a smile on my face each time i drive it, i say buy one now!

Chicken and dumplings man. Though getting the buffalo chicken was always good because I could trade the skittles for anything.

They said the same thing about the omelette. The only MRE that ever made me vomit in the field....

The IOC computers went on the fritz and they had to call for tech support.

As a kid working @ a national chain Oil Change place, I loved when these rolled in. Dipstick & oil fill? Under the driver's seat.
All cars should have this feature.

This is me, while driving it.

Best:

Needs more Sail.

"Where the hell is it??"

I am confuse because I received neither email or bacon.

...oh crap...I misread the question....

I think all cars, deep in their manifolds, want to go out this way. Sitting in a field rusting away, nah. Driven twice a week to the store by an old lady, assaulted by shopping carts, nah.

Based on the audio the driver has been identified.