so glad to see the lack of “Love You Forever” on this list. Even as a child, reading the part where the mother breaks and enters into her grown son’s home via a step ladder so she can rock him to sleep made me think “wow this is REALLY dumb”

I hope Djokovic rubbed it in during the handshake at the net by telling him that the Jedi Academy trilogy was flaming fucking garbage.

Neither can kick a football when it matters. 

You're not wrong.

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

Damnit. I had Danny Ferry in this month’s ‘Which D-List Celebrity Will Use the N-Word’ pool.

“...Police responded to a home invasion at a residence on Hickory Pass near the Cherokee County line.” They arrived via stagecoach, 4 days later as the river was difficult to fjord in the rainy season. Of the 4 responding officers dispatched, 2 perished en route due to dysentery. 

Everyone’s thoughts and prayers, as useless as they may be, didn’t get in the way and waste real rescuers’ time.

Yeah, this is all fun and games and meme and lulz and feels. For now.

But let’s say it does in fact “come home” and England becomes a feel-good story. “Wow, they haven’t won in over 50 years not to mention all the heartache and disappointment along the way, good on them!” they’ll say, and then more memes will arise for…

The entire twee canon? Look, even though they’re called “Belle and Sebastian”, it still doesn’t make a lot of sense to focus on their albums for a Disney podcast. I mean they’re not even from the same movie.

I mean, this is all well and fine, but how far could he punt a football?

Brendan, for dunking on Milo along with a bunch of other DSA members, I will forever be in your debt. That was a genuinely amazing moment.

The absolutely perfect teammate for Lebron, I mean, it would be Steph Curry right? Hit open threes, Make LeBron impossible to double, find LeBron for Lobs, take the scoring pressure off him...LeBron on the Warriors would be 100x more fun than KD.

Christ, everybody knows that Jaren Jackson, Jr.  hasn’t got a prayer of having a HOF-level career until he signs with the Warriors on a below-market deal.

I’m sure just being civil with these people will get them to see the error of their ways, start trusting in factual information, and stop being racist pieces of shit.

Maybe you should call Stephen and ask him?

This seems more like a Jack Sock kind of move.

Don’t kink shame him

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin love Eden Hazard so much they named their daughter after him

“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”