Grammy-sweeping Bruno Mars is much less likable than Super Bowl Bruno Mars 

What’s under that beanie

Like.... we so desperately needed SOMETHING like this tonight: Read more

We need Kanye

Every transition has been cheap and rushed, but here we are on Year 4892 of the 60th Grammys.

Goddamn ... Bruno’s gonna sweep isn’t he.

This sure feels like the Chance slot from last year—a late-broadcast coronation.

Music is good again

It honestly feels like we’re watching a talent show.

It’s Broadway’s Biggest Night

One more hour ..... two more awards

Ah, Elton’s close?

The only way to follow that up is more Sting

He’s running

And pre-recorded, right?

Everything is so clumsy.

Yeah, this should really have just been Kesha.

Name a more iconic duo

Nothing’s more Grammy than Rihanna not getting an Anti performance last year but needing to participate in that.

Sting and Shaggy: 10 minutes of Grammys
Lorde: 0 minutes