Without any mention of what the alleged prank was, this is not a story.

Hopefully someone gets fired and does jail time for this egregious misrepresentation.

You had me right up until the end there, nicely done!

“Proofreading is your friend.”

Like double mint?

Like is that a lot?

Seriously.  Did this meatball steal Schultz’s girlfriend or something?

“Hey companies, don’t try anything new or different!”

Not threatened, annoyed by people who think they’re better than everyone else.

Tucker Carlson and MTG condemning reeses for wokeness in 3... 2... 1...

I hope he fucking wins.  

“This is what you get for overpaying for stupid vehicles.”

It’s *speculation*. Gambling with securities or, in this case, commodities.  Sometimes you score, sometimes you get burnt.  You can’t sue because they made you look stupid.

I went to the Phish “Pharewell” show back in I think ‘04.  Really miss those guys.

GOOD.

Sad that I can only star this post once instead of the dozens it deserves.

Weird, I bought way more gum during the pandemic.  Wearing a mask all day at work, it came in handy.

How did they get the keys? Were any of the thieves caught?

This does not have nearly enough stars.

“That has to be decided before they can make new movies.”