“They have no pride in themselves, and are seeking someone to blame for their lives.”

They (we) are largely a generation who sat around watching simple action movies (rife with intolerance of cartoon stereotypes of various minorities) wherein the sometimes Arnold, mostly hapless-nerd hero acted shitty, did nothing of value, and ended up getting the girl and the gold and whatever.

My only question is....why are these worthless fucks so obsessed with us? We literally just mind our business and live our lives and they’ve created this whole psychotic internal narrative that we’re secretly planning to murder most of them and make the rest our slaves or some shit.

“Now make sure they don’t get out!” says the leader of the bad guys to her literally faceless, nameless minions as she walks away to tend to seemingly more important things than killing her biggest enemies, ensuring that letting them get out is exactly what said minions will accomplish.

Maybe there’s a dumpster in the cave...

“Fucking cheap hoverboard. ‘Even glides over zombie hordes!” my ass.”

I mean, I guess it's surprising that they revealed it in the very first teaser?

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!

I didn’t know what to expect reading this. And I am more than impressed with this old man. His intentions were pure. 

Funny, I would have had a problem with someone describing cancer or authoritarianism as a “letdown.”  Those are crises and tragedies.  Ruben Studdard and Chalamet’s outfit are letdowns.

In a statement, Braisted said the material was “not age appropriate or within the scope of sequence for the 4th grade class.”

When will we get to a time where people stop panicking over media hype of bullshit viruses like this... jezus fuck... the basic flu kills 10,000+ people every year and because this news stems from China and is blown up by our mindless media outlets people freak out. If they had stated “the flu” and not added a coole…

I am curious how Hollywood will go beyond lip service and take some action.

It doesn’t matter how but the process their using doesn’t seem to deal with the soul. That’s at least not been under the purview of the 5 involved in the past. Typically for something like this, they would need some kind of a magic user involved in the process to accomplish a feat like that. For now, they do appear to…

I’m not shopping a place that profits on low wages and absurd working condi....oh wait

I made that joke at an office party last year and I saw a guy react in such a way that not only told me that he thought I was being sincere, but it physically hurt him.

Tangentially related: https://www.cracked.com/article_27027_4-dumb-ways-your-favorite-sites-are-dying.html

Hey! That’s His Royal Highness, King Sam the Shitheel to you!

I may be screaming into the void here but I need to let this out.

So all that’s left is for some watery bint to lob a scimitar at him, and the prophecy will be complete.