Must be Halloween season, cops are already lying about kids and edibles.

The fuck are you talking about?  Where’s the rich people bad part of this nonexistent dilemma?

Counterpoint - and this is a long one, so buckle up - it was utter shit. Take it from me. I had one as a ‘company car’ for a year in England for 12 months.

The dog is a GOOD BOY and should not be dinged for having a dipshit owner.

I know chik-fil-a is a group double unthink company, but they just have heinz ketchup in a mini tub. Is that too hard for everyone else to have too?

The shortages right now make this academic anyway, but I really wish Nintendo would have announced a console only version, no joycons, just a pro controller.

The Tree of Less Stressful Flying must be refreshed from time to time with the tears of assholes and dickhead passengers.

Yes, please. This is a no-brainer. And I’m sure flight attendants will cheer given all the crap they’ve been through the past year.

Someone probably should have foreseen this….

Wendy’s is confused... their breakfast fries(wedges?!) are DELICIOUS.

Discussion topic closed.  The above post sums it up.

Someone tell me the benefits of social media again?  Bringing us all closer together or some stupid platitude, right?  FUcking delete that shit people.

Maybe, just maybe - social media isn’t good for your mental health in general. In pointed fact, it might even be possible you should stop using it. Just a thought.

zukerburg is a pos...fb meddles manipuates and this f is only reaping cash off unsuspecting kids if i saw him today id beat the living sht out of the fing theif.

The world would be better off if Mark Zuckerberg was forced to use Instagram until he became depressed and killed himself. Change my mind. 

they should just give them a nice enema about 4 hours before liftoff and then a nice big shot of morphine about an hour before liftoff.  their bowels will both be empty and non-functional for about 4 days.

I think I’d try fasting and a liquid diet of protein shakes, then try to hold #2 for three days as a last resort. That last part ALMOST worked when I went on my first backpacking trip as a young boy scout.

It’s not available because of their ties to the Chinese government, which is not mentioned in your article.

Of course you’ll never have to worry about this because buying tickets to anything at Red Rocks is fucking impossible.

I recently read a description of cryptocurrency that essentially said it was “a rotating pyramid scheme” where gullible idiots take turns trying to dupe each other into buying a worthless asset so they can turn around and sell it before it tanks.