Anyone who has spend 5 or more years in a corporate environment and isn’t cynical is a replicant.

Whatever y’all do, don’t let Jim Cooke or Tara Jacoby leave. Ever. They are doing the Lord’s work.

So shazam turns my phone into a cuecat?

Well call me Mr. Messy because I’m fantasizing so hard about breaking in there and just spilling everything over the floor in one big mixed mess.

Rama.

Nice to see I'm not the ONLY gay man that can't dance.

I am torn between wearing this or just pooping on my wrist.