Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

AND HE’S A GOOD BOY! YES HE IS!

I got here as soon as I could

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Well, Jackie Stewart just called Hamilton a “little ballerina”, after his antics in Abu Dhabi.

Oh, and before anyone bitches about the vertical-oriented video, just remember, this guy was getting charged by a hippo, not re-making Citizen Kane. You’ll live.

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

Your use of big words automatically and probably categorically disqualifies you as a suitably unbiased skeptic with regard to this study’s applicability to the layperson. The Ancient and Mystical Rites of Science therefore grant me the authority and obligation of sticking my tongue out at you and saying “nuh uh” in…

And you would tell them you are adding a battery why? I mean, after the tiles are up and inspected, throwing a couple of NiCad AAA’s in the basement (or a Powerwall) does not really need to be common knowledge, does it?

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

Dang that video was a Thriller!

We bring in Chinese needle snakes to eat the drone-hunting quadcopters, followed by snake-eating gorillas, and then when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

It’s hard to see when your head is in this position.

Huracan good. Hurricane bad.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I think you just hand out invites that say,

Mustang owners, please ignore this post.

Water cooled 2/10 would not date

According to Trump since magnets are black they don’t.

I bet subconsciously it was a very pleasant distration to talk about something other than the incident with a terror suspect. Well done.