Now I’m imagining you as Kraven the Hunter stalking/harassing this baby.

This feels like a win-win.

Exactly, pretty dumb from that announcer and this article. It was 3-2 and he already swung at some other balls, they want a pitch down the middle or something.

Unless the guy hitting behind him sucks?

This times 1000. He had several pitches to hit including the one he meekly grounded foul. The last two weren’t good but they were hoping he’d chase to keep his streak going. Nothing wrong with what the pitching team did outside of that first pitch.

Why should anyone on the opposite team give a damn about somebody’s puffed up personal stat? It was still a close game and giving arguably the league’s best hitter a chance to start a rally just because some home fans and bush-league announcers want to extend a record (not even set the record) is asinine.

It’s hysterical how the announcer was condemning the entire Dodgers organization, like it was Dave Roberts was signaling the pitcher to hit Siri while Farhan Zaidi nodded his head in approval.

Questioned after the game why he walked him, Moseley disdainfully replied, “Ask Siri, he has all the answers.”

Iron can’t sharpen iron, and steel can’t be melted by jet fuel

Just don’t flaunt your flirtation in public too much.

If you don’t read EVERY communication from Ole Miss in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn, and start every paragraph by mentally adding “Ahh say, Ahh say...,” then what are we even doing here?

That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.

I agree. He didn’t get two feet down despite making a baseball move.

I can’t fall asleep on planes because i know as soon as i do, someone’s gonna stick their fingers in my mouth.

careful with that a/c advice. if you live in a very humid area even turning it up to 85 for a week could turn your house into a swamp to rival Dagobah welcoming you home to musty/moldy goodness

Bartman gave a lengthy statement of his own and decried his “harsh scapegoating:”

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.

neither diet coke or coke zero taste anything like regular coca-cola

Funny you should mention that, considering it’s illegal to drive without car insurance.

How does car insurance work in your part of the world?