Um, I had multiple six packs during my wife’s pregnancy, so I’m not sure what the big deal is.

Yeah, the obsession with being The Man is a really good point. George ripped C.J. Miles for taking the final shot in Game 1 against the Cavs this year, even though it was: 1) the right play since Miles was wide open; 2) George is like, 0-12 or something in his career on last-second buzzer-beaters. After getting…

Yea, I don’t know if there’s a precise way to value “Scores 35 one night, shoots 4 for 9 the next night, busts ass off the ball on offense and plays great defense both nights. Seems content with this.” But it’s clearly worth a lot to the Warriors right now.

I have a friend who didn’t make it through the Hawaiian volcano short before Inside Out even started. Then she just wept through the whole thing.

I cried during Inside Out.

I’m not sure how that excuses her outing him. If anything, it makes her looks worse because she probably said it to retaliate and be nasty back at him.

She didn’t read him at all. She looked like a snotty, obnoxious brat sharing a painful secret. Also, the Bachelor will air footage from the sex scandal. I’m not sure why people expect to act like fools then blame the production staff for capturing it on camera. That’s the whole purpose of reality tv. How about take…

I always imagine Ivanka breathing a sigh of relief when she looks at her siblings and then catches a glance of herself in a mirror.

I think whatever questions Rational Ellie might have had in mind went out the window when the alien looked like her loved, departed Dad...

I’m on “Bombshell” overload with this regime. I just don’t think it’s going to amount to anything. I feel like Trump could come out and outright admit that he and Putin worked together to fix the election, provide tapes, have signed letters, and smile and walk away. The press would clutch their pearls, shout…

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

I just heard on a podcast by Mike Rowe that the thawing with the Soviets was all because Boris Yeltsin went grocery shopping in Texas while on a diplomatic trip to the US and saw how many flavors of pudding pops we had over here. And Yeltsin made Gorbachev see that they were fucked because if even the poorest among us…

Public place vs private residence, totally different situation.

+1L

Remember: anything he has ever attacked anyone for turns out to be something he’s guilty of.

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

Okay, killjoy. It’s pretty clear to anyone with half a fucking brain that they don’t think it’s actually sorcery and don’t think their readers do either, and they’re just pointing out a seemingly strange occurrence and clearly will offer a scientific explanation in the article itself. Nobody’s reading the headline and…

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