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Hello yes, my question is for Bobby?

This is absolutely the correct take.

JUST TELL ME HOW MANY TICKETS TO BUY AND I’LL DO IT, OK??

I’m just happy Cher found something to do with the passion that brought us so many all-caps “TRUMP IS A [TOILET EMOJI]” tweets.

God, I hate private schools.

We were going to use a lounge-y, jazzy cover of Creep in our wedding (by Karen Souza, featured in the movie Zero Theorem), but my husband’s parents WERE NOT HAVING IT, so we caved.

We didn’t do a first dance, but I lobbied hard for “No Children” by The Mountain Goats as the song for our entrance into the reception. My husband vetoed it on the grounds that no one but me would find it funny. :(

I work in administration in a public university, and everyone in my office (3 women, 2 men) dress essentially "business casual." We look nicer than we would on the weekends, but we're not all wearing heels and suits all the time. The sole exception is one of the men, who hones to god wears jeans, flannel shirts, and

I also work for a large public university, but I'm in the Provost's office so the bar is a little higher, because we work in the same building as the President and top administration, who all dress pretty formally. :( I envy my peers in the colleges because they can be a little more casual.

I’m 30 and I have a slight bunion from wearing shitty wedges in my early 20s in an effort to appear adult and professional. I have basically stopped wearing heels, too.

We are getting married in less than 3 weeks (!!!) and we went through the same thing. I was planning an "elopement" (getting married in our current city, which is far from most of our loved ones), but once I realized we needed to fly in our parents, and our brothers, and my 3 best friends, and feed them all a

“We have a real opportunity here to make trans people feel extra isolated and afraid for the next year or two, and by god, we’re gonna take it!”

Imagine the tense family dinners if Obama had nominated this guy’s wife: “Sweetheart, I was very clear - I will only consider the nominee if it’s ME.”

a compliant and fuckable little wife

UGH KATRINA GO AWAY

Haha be like “oh my bad I thought we were both just dick enthusiasts”

I think in the original X-Files, they may have intentionally tried to make her look a little nerdy and drab, to fit with her character? Also, I think her natural blonde hair really brightens her face in a way that the dark red didn’t.

Heather, for sure.

I currently live in Texas (sort of against my will), and I support this plan.

This is a great response. Better than the original comment deserved, really.