Dude, Joey took a full shot to the face from Odor and barely flinched.

As a fan, I don’t consider that harsh at all. That first Gruden run was a long time ago. It’s entirely reasonable to say our punter and kicker were the best players on the team for an almost fifteen year stretch.

Blair Walsh called... he’s confused by your statement.

I know the Raiders were universally clowned for using a first rounder on him, but it worked out pretty well. Other than some guy named Brady, there’s only a couple people taken after him that you’d draft over him in retrospect.

I really like MMA but the whole pay-per-view thing just kills it for me. I understand why they do it but I am too cheap to shell out $50 bucks (or whatever it is) for a card and going to a bar showing a fight sounds like hell to me. If they were like other sports and just put their product on regular TV I would watch…

No idea why the NFL doesn’t look into positional weight limits (perhaps a sliding scale depending on height). But there is no reason why an offensive linemen or a defensive NT needs to be over 285 lbs. Weight limits would reduce the carnage, make the players generally healthier, and add more skill and technique to the…

Makes you wonder if Vince Young ever had a chance.

The really striking and saddening revelation from last night is the fact Steve McNair may have been the greatest quarterback of all time, but he went to his grave thinking he was a failure thanks to Jeff Fisher

All I care about is Doom being the big bad of Phase 5, Galactus being the big bad of Phase 6, and the Phoenix being the big bad of Phase 7. Beyond that, whatever.

Don’t blame the film that resolved it in a new and unique way that doesn’t live up to the hype, blame the film that created a huge mystery without knowing the answer.

How about trying this on for size... “we’ve done two trilogies about someone who came from humble beginnings but had a big family secret, why don’t we make this desert dwelling orphan just an orphan”

No, by all means, fools. Celebrate the shards of Gawker for coming up with an angle two weeks after Simmons’ writers came up with it. Maybe Magary will throw you a bone and make a Simmons joke later today!

Awesome, do you wanna suck his penis?

I liked this better when Simmons’ site wrote it two weeks ago.

I don’t give a fuck what you think.

WELL SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER CANDIDATE YOU GOT A 50-50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT TRUMPS A GENETIC FREAK, AND HES NOT NORMAL. SO SHES GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT TRUMP. THEN YOU ADD GARY JOHNSON TO THE MIX? HER CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT THE VOTING BOOTH, YOU GOT A 33 1/3S…

As opposed to the rest of the scholars that get “accepted” to Michigan to play football?

How soon into the introductory press conference will the national anthem be brought up? One minute? 30 seconds? 15?

The job of the military (I spent 20 years in it) is to break shit and kill things. There’s nothing “idiotic” about putting future leaders into scenarios like a football game. Just like there is nothing idiotic about having cadets in a boxing program.

You’re LITERALLY training warriors, and then “ooooooooh, boxing…

Jesus Fucking Christ. “Future Soldiers and Marines shouldn’t play football because they might get HURT!!!” is about the dumbest fucking take I’ve seen on this website.

Deadspin used to be a great place for against the grain sports analysis. Now every GMG site has become some way to sling social justice ideals or…