Derrick Rose and DNP (Coach’s Decision)

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

REALLY, A TEAM BECOMES A WHOLE LOT WORSE AFTER TRADING FOR CARMELO ANTHONY???? COLOR ME FUCKING SHOCKED.

I understand your high expectations, but we all know he’ll just go back to his bread and butter after this: Strong-arming the villagers out of their money as they try to cross his bridge.

In summation, I hope the Colts didn’t kill one of the few good quarterbacks in the NFL, but they probably did.

Hey, I LIKE clowns.

I hope they manage to let Gore pile on more garbage time stats. During the dark years of the Niners (well...the previous dark years, not the current ones) he was one of the only things worth cheering for. I really hoped he’d get a ring with the Colts (like the one Davis got with the Broncos) but that seems unlikely…

Carson Palmer, Darren McFadden, Rolando McClain, Lamarr Houston, Lito Sheppard, Richard Seymore, Tommy Kelly, etc., etc.

You can’t judge a coach based on the Browns. That is the opposite of logic.

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

One thing people who don’t live in or near DC should understand about this: The percentage of people who are Caps-Skins-Wiz-Nats fans is pretty small, even among people who are fans of all four sports. There’s a bunch of adjacent but somewhat segregated social, economic and frankly racial groups that vote for one or…

This is truly disgraceful. Where is the RESPECT for the game? One of those Cubs pitchers had better hurl a projectile at his head at 90 mph in retaliation for this unsportsmanlike display. It is the only proper response.

This is closer to a bad dance at a wedding reception than an actual fight.

Back in my day, we called this the 2 man butter churn. It was illegal in 3 counties.

This is wonderful. Not that I really agree with the suspension, but Jerry Jones will go scorched earth on Goodell over this. An evil old fuck vs. an idiot dipshit fuck. It’s Mayweather-MacGregor 2!