it seems like it offers the things I like most about live baseball: Sitting outside in nice weather, eating and drinking, and just absorbing the entire sensory experience—the smells, the sounds—without necessarily caring that much about who wins or loses, or even who plays.

This is exactly the kind of thing the founding fathers had in mind when they passed the Second Amendment.

lol communication.

Euro league fans will love seeing this from Grayson in a few years.

This kid needs to be tied down and have his limbs gnawed by a rat, or he should just go to coach’s office.

Was this kid engineered in a lab to play for Duke?! Amazing.

Nice to see Ryan Grigson has resurfaced as a Deadspin commenter.

Which means you’re qualified to be GM of at least the Browns or Colts.

That’s known as the cocaine filter. Really gives you the full Lambo party experience.

So Lambo parties look like long exposures?

Please don’t Weinerfy him.

Any badge in the wrong car for that matter, like this “Maserati Accord”

He is yummy. Is he looking for slutty staffers?

“You don’t know the power of the First Lady.”

Tangentially related, Tom Price’s seat in Georgia’s 6th district is up for grabs and I’m doing my best to help Jon Ossoff win. He has the endorsement of living legend John Lewis, and actually has a chance to flip the district.

It’s actually a terrible book to read to sick kids. It’s a book you give to people transitioning in life (graduating, etc.) because it speaks of all the wonderful choices you have and where you’ll go. Those THREE sick kids (including one too young to understand you) don’t have much choice in their lives due to their…

Can’t watch the vid—does she really read a Dr. Seuss book to children and NOT SHARE THE FUCKING PICTURES?! Because if true, she should recuse herself immediately from any future child-reading photo-ops.

Wow, has Melania really never seen how most people read a book to a crowd? I mean, at least show them the pictures at some point.

“I started TrumpSingles.com because of the divide in our country”