Wesley Snipes is writing his debut novel, a supernatural thriller, in stores summer 2017.

If the end result is less shrill shrieking on the internet, good.

I don’t know that I buy “equally qualified” as a thing that really exists...unless this friend’s daughter and the other candidate have had the exact same life experiences.

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

She hasn’t changed who she is almost 40 years and she’s not going to. 

Jesus Christ, she is exhausting but not in a fun way.

Madonna is the once cool aunt who used to buy you beer while you were underage but now tries to twerk at the Thanksgiving table.

So over the past couple of days I’ve been visiting Infowars and I gotta tell you something.....we’re surrounded by some seriously fucked in the head fellow citizens.

Copy: “Belgian white, milk, and dark chocolate mice are tempered until smooth and creamy and neatly arranged in a tin, ready for giving.”

As an official White Person From Connecticut™, I can brook much of this ribbing in good humor. My tartans and cakes and mug toppers will survive this onslaught of Magaryisms. My holiday good cheer will continue apace and my cup will runneth over with nasty-ass truffle oils while I listen to the Non-specific Winter…

Her face makes me sad inside.

Her poise.

No one thought they were risking their life to live here. Sure, the crime in cities is usually higher, but my partner didn’t think she was risking her life to go fucking dance. She didn’t even know what ghostship was, she was meeting a friend who was taking her.

I don’t think anyone is saying that they should be ‘automatically taken care of’. With housing and rental cost of everything in the bay, there are few ways (in my understanding) to have events like this without have a ton of money. Few activists and artists, especially in this scene, have that kind of money.

I have to say, as much as I’m not a huge Matt Damon on diversity fan, I trust Zhang Yimou on this one.

Gee Matt, between this and your comments on diversity I’m starting to think you might be a douche.

It is terrible. It is allllll terrible. Wtf is this watered down bullshit family fare fucking John Waters shit. Give me Divine or give me death. IT IS ALL Terrible.I forgive John for allowing this travesty but I do no forgive the audience. Go watch the original now people. Except no substitutes.

I’m willing to bet that there has been a lot of work done behind the scenes. A fair bit of sausage making that isn’t shown to the public.

White veterans showed up. People were going to start having opinions beyond “The North Dakota what now?”

It reminds me of those radicals in Flint, and their bizarre and selfish demand for drinking water they could drink.