I’m sure he’ll fire the legal department next.

“FTX took in a helluva lot of money from crypto depositors over its run, but apparently it didn’t spend any time keeping track of who deposited what.”

The problem with asking people to sign up to working harder from now on is the implicit accusation that they weren’t working hard enough before. Of course people can almost always do a little more, but I believe most people at most places do give a sincere effort at work, and doing more would come at a cost to mental…

Bwahaha, Space Karen....

Hearsay suggests that most of the people who are staying are on work visas or something similar? But I can’t say how accurate that is.

Who can say these days. Twitter these days is like that logic puzzle, with two guards, one has an official verification check mark the other has paid $8 for a check mark, and both are lying to you.

After a Blue-verified user changed their name to Eli Lilly and announced that insulin was now free, which was not true. The tweet from the fake verified account wiped out an estimated $15 billion from the company’s market cap.

*cough* terrorists *cough*

I think it’s important to put big old quotes around “hacked” any time a crypto exchange is mysteriously hacked while it’s circling the drain. I mean, imagine if a bank was undergoing a huge run and a mysterious safecracker somehow managed to break into their vault, steal most of what’s left and run. The obvious…

“We’re hearing this is because Elon Musk and his team are terrified employees are going to sabotage the company.

I still can’t get over how dumb this all is. WHO would choose to stay at “hardcore” twitter, with the incentive (???) of longer hours and demands of “exceptional” performance, when they could instead fuck off with three months pay and look for a job where the boss is slightly less of a clueless idiot?

He’s a walking example of Dunning-Kruger, thinking he’s smart because he’s too stupid to realize the truth.  He was born on third and thinks he hit a triple, and that all his achievements were the result of his sheer brilliance, as opposed to a combination of birth, luck, and buying IPs already in development and…

This is what happens when the culture rejects the notion of rules, accountability, oversight, and law. I won’t say how that happened, because you know how.

Who can even tell what’s a joke these days?

It’s disingenuous to even call this a “company”. It was pretty clearly nothing other than an extremely large con which probably got way bigger than SBF ever intended.

He should join Congress, then doing that would be perfectly ok.

Yup, he came out as republican when he knew him exposing himself was about to come out in a story to a flight attendant. He knew which party would support him through that.

Con men don’t need to be smart, just smarter than the people they con.

Simple: he didn’t exist. It was always a made-up PR persona.