How am I supposed to feel about an ardent memeber of the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party that only changes their mind after a leopard has started gnawing on their nose?

It seems like perhaps his concept of what’s “beneath him” is the whole problem.

Wait, if that’s what a pregnancy looks like early on, have I been picking fetuses out of my belly button all these years?!?  Ewwww!

the problem with that kind of navel-gazing self-demeaning shit is that it’s kind of arrogant. orson welles famously pointed that out about woody allen back in the late 70s when allen could do no wrong in a lot of people’s eyes, and goddamn if history hasn’t vindicated him. with sedaris it additionally doesn’t help…

I work in abortion care. Can confirm.

I saw this movie last night and my review is, It stinks!

I mean, truthfully, most children are awful and ethics grow in pretty late. People in their 20s and 30s often dramatically change their handling of moral dilemmas. I’m for the benefit of the doubt.

Talk about being on team nobody. Christian Walker is an insane contrarian on the level of Kanye West and Candace Whatshername (also those Ruby and Satin chicks, or whatever they go by). Didn’t we just see him go all MAGA nuts on Kehlani at a Starbucks like a month ago? I thought his Twitter feed was all about him…

Right so the GOP thinks the son is “deeply disturbed” and this is how they choose to treat someone they believe s mentally ill? Blaming him and throwing him under the bus for the GOP’s failings is hardly going to help him get better.

It’s basically Revolutionary MS Pilot Utena, and that’s alright with me.

I’m assuming that it’s referring to the key line that Snape says about Harry’s mother (“Always”), but I don’t think that qualifies it as a pun.

“Always” is Snape’s line in the last book and movie that communicates that he loved Harry’s mother and always will. It’s super famous in Harry Potter fandom. 

Hey Spider! I gotta headline for ya: alliteration’s awful!

I wouldn’t Grantham parole either.

Honestly I think Cyberpunk is gonna take AOTY.  Still thinking about that ending.  

Congressman Short-Eyes has a nerve saying that somebody else looks like a thumb. And I think I know where all the hair product in Florida went too.

Gaetz said “he did not do anything wrong but they are trying to make his life hell, and you know, if the president could give him a pardon, that would be great.”

Today I learned Jameela Jamil is Titania. I honestly had no idea, AND I’m re-watching The Good Place concurrently

Do you understand how embarrassing *you* are? Every single one of your posts is “you’re a big doo-doo head.” Pretty powerful stuff. Where did you get your PhD?