I'm only crying because my sides hurt so bad from all the laughter :').

Integrity for WalMart... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. Walmart has all the integrity of a sandcastle at high-tide, so frankly getting one up on them should be applauded

I would agree with you if these were Mom and Pop shops. But this is Walmart, the company that cut 10's of thousands of people down to part time so they wouldn't have to pay health insurance on them. I'm okay with them missing out on $200 here and there.

Walmart deserves to be GOT anyway possible. They pay their employee's slave wages. I'm gonna go try this now.

Ohhh yeah you're right. I'd feel bad if that happened. That is something they would do too.

I am suddenly so very tempted to break my personal rule and go into a Walmart for the first time in years and give them significantly less money for something than I should.

I do appreciate this level of sinister trickery. I do not feel bad for Wal*Mart's profits, as I'm sure they're a big boy and can handle a bit of technically-okay grifting. I think I'm okay with this.

"AmzonElectronics" is a nice touch. Though Amazon is quick to remove fake listings like that—and you'll never get that $90 PS4 from them—it's still simple to snag a screenshot and bring it to one of the big box stores.

Don't cry for Walmart, though. Cry for price-matching. "We're committed to providing low prices every day," reads the Walmart website. "On everything. So if you find a lower advertised price on an identical product, tell us and we'll match it. Right at the register."

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Oh, Lordy... the MRA shrieking over this is gonna be EPIC.

Really, so the fact that it's always America being the victim isn't in anyway bizarre.

So basically it's the exact same 'oorah 'Murica' patriotic hard on as usual but now you're fighting PMC and Corporate America rather than Russia. WOO-HOO TOPICAL NEXT-GEN SHOOTY THINGY.

If someone develops an app that just plays this on demand, I will pay $2 for it.

What the fuck are Ted Turner or George Soros's children doing?

I think because your original statement is just so fucking stupid. Sometimes people confuse stupid for sarcasm hoping for the best. Don't worry, not many people are giving you that much credit. You're safe.

Yeah, it was little more than a engineering firm. We'll ignore the fortune that Fred Koch made from building oil pipelines for Stalin. Money has always and will always open opportunities. Opportunities that poor people will never have. Doesn't matter how smart you are. They may very well be smart, but that's not why…

Are you a Bond villain?