Oh, you’re talking about dames. Yeah, that works fine with dames and broads.

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

Everyone look, it’s one of those troll things we keep hearing about on PBS! What do we do? Personally, I think we should all get really upset and try to discuss our politics with it, just to see if it’s a reasonable one. This is so exciting.

I am struggling to think of a profession that publicly whines as much as newspaper sportswriters when they run into obstacles in doing their jobs. If I were a Jays fan, I’d be reading the Sun for coverage of the Jays’ performance, not for clubhouse stories that are excuses masquerading as sports coverage.

This girl reacted:

One of the worst consequences of these events is that, with so much law enforcement engaged in quelling this disorder, transgendered people, in defiance of laws thoughtfully created and passed by the North Carolina state government, are now free to cause bathroom anarchy in many areas and use whatever gender bathroom…

And, in the interests of fairness, here’s a photo of some guys who used to beat the shit out of KJ.

Thought: if the charity ran the tournament, the charity promised the prize money for the hole-in-one, and the charity didn’t pay, then the charity would be the one writing the settlement check. The golf course might have been a named defendant, but it probably was entitled to indemnity from the charity if the charity…

Burke hoping to get a date with Jolie after his courtship of Meagan Fox ended... poorly.

Back when the Bears were sort of but not really good, this was a common problem at Soldier Field. Every time the Bears would get into the red zone (not a common occurrence), the fans would get loud, particularly in the end zone they were driving toward. It was really, really stupid, and it took much Jay Cutler…

I find it bizarre that in this country people wearing a uniform would be upset at someone else’s opinion of them.

There is literally nothing more “for-show politics” than passing a completely unenforceable law targeting transgender people and the bathrooms they use in order to stir up your religious conservative voting base.

It was too risky. The straight path to the locker room cuts directly through a day care.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Good to see Jay Leno’s awful legacy is in equally shitty, fucked-up hands.

I’ve always thought Fallon was a hack as a late-night host (he gets good press because his segments are really YouTube-worthy), and this confirms it.

Fallon is an idiot.

Intrepid reporting by this news affiliate; who can say whether the runners themselves would ever have mentioned it to anyone ever again.

That's a lot of words just to tell everyone you do Ironmans.

I know about 30 kids who ran in it and im pretty sure if you were that far back to get stuck behind it then it was safe to say you werent qualifying