But he didn't, because the only person who can be Jack Lemmon is Jack Fucking Lemmon, and YOU SHOW SOME GODDAMN RESPECT.

Peter Sarsgaard was the robot in ROBOT & FRANK, not Spacey.

Dude, this isn't Orson Welles wasting his talents on Paul Masson commercials or Olivier in THE JAZZ SINGER. This is just an actor playing to his strengths in a show you clearly don't like. Relax. And I don't know what you're talking about, cause Spacey looks like he's having the time of his life on HoC. Every time he…

I may be alone in this, but whatever happened to respectfully bowing out of watching a show you used to love? Instead, we're all "Al Jean killed THE SIMPSONS!" and "Paul Tibbitt killed SPONGEBOB!" on Internet forums. We can't accept the fact that a show is bound to get old when it goes past 10 years. Nobody's killing…

Much like her performance in THE COUNSELOR, then?

I love Quyzbuk Wallis!

LOOK WHO'S TALKING is a decent movie actually, with more insightful writing than a movie like that deserves. The sequel's bad, but since I watched the first two in a constant loop as a kid, I still kinda like it and find it watchable. As for LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW…well, let's just thank God Tarantino would save…

I remember being excited for that movie as a kid: "Sweet, it's about a guy who becomes possessed by aliens and does all this weird stuff and it's be awesome!" Then it turned out in the movie it was a brain tumor. I was disappoint.

TILL THE SWEAT DRIPS OFF MY BALLS!

Goddamit, I was looking for a MR. SHOW quote! That was a MR. SHOW reference! What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you off your game today or what?!?

WARNING: This Dollar Is Not Yours After You Spend It.

"Well, that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor." http://www.prwatch.org/file…

Hey, old man, watcha eatin'?

I hate to rain on everyone's parade, but man, is YEAR ONE an awful movie.

So a new season of BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD is *not* happening then?

Bill Murray just sent a statement to Time Magazine about Harold Ramis: "Harold Ramis and I together did the National Lampoon Show off Broadway, Meatballs, Stripes, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day. He earned his keep on this planet. God bless him." Seems a tad insincere, but that's Bill Murray for you. Hope…

Idea for a supergroup: Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Mike Love, and Axl Rose, aka The Jerkoffs. They won't even get to play one gig.

To be fair, Kurt was a major influence on the heroin industry: visiting heroin factories, befriending several drug mules and their families, appearing in heroin commercials, and planning to have his next tour sponsored by drug kingpin Jose de Fellantine.

…by burning all copies of Arthur Miller's DEATH OF A SALESMAN so no actors will ever be depressed to the point of heroin abuse after acting in it ever again.

And somehow, even though he's directing the movie himself, Edward Norton will still find a way to butt heads with the director…namely through a mirror.