They do, actually. Five years on the dot.

I need help reacting to something.

That's the week Guardians comes out! So much goodness.

Ok let's postpone. Next weekend it is! Clear your schedules.

T-minus 12ish hours until trivia!

That article was the Jezebel of Jezebel articles.

Say yes, and let us write your column Mad Libs style.

I didn't before reading your post but I sure do now.

Don't worry about it, Doc Potterywood.

Don't be a successful businessman, philanthropist, and much sought after party guest?

Ok, let's make it official;

Life comes at you fast.

Damn. RIP.

At least nobody can accuse them of finishing prematurely.

Yeah, but what do they know?

It's really not.

About an hour. I would totally will myself into believing the lie.

Yay!

And Michael Shannon too!

It has other names?