This reminds me of all those papers in high school I procrastinated on, only to rewrite a whole bunch of phrases from my research material at the last second to get a barely passing grade. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!

Also from last night: Megan Rapinoe is a national treasure.

That’s transparently a semantic, move-the-goalposts, cop-out of a bet because you specifically name Kim and you specifically say lead and you specifically name yourself even though this was initially about all of the Kardashians/Jenners (Chyna too dont @ me) and all of the coverage from all the Jez staff. But hell, I’l…

Personally I like when Jez pretends they’re sick of things they continue to cover ad infinitum

I found the Maple Films Edit to be truly, genuinely delightful to watch.

Great, with these T-shirts and the shorts that Cheryl suggested, I’ll have a whole outfit!

Is Tom Cruise a key member of the recruitment of individuals to an actual cult? Yes.

Oh, well, let’s just take it out of the way, shall we?

*Something edgy* a work by Frank Miller.

Bitch.

Even worse for C.J. was the following caller, Devin Kurant, dumping on him.

Just wanna throw out also the fight with Ludwig has the best music of the entire soundtrack.

Taken as a diptych, we can infer that the Offspring and 311 buses are both headed to the same beach to settle this beef the only way they really can. With a Batman-and-Joker-style surf-off.

jams

Covered each other in what?

I can only assume Catwoman will be in the sequel, Joker and the Thief.

I’ve seen some shit go down during pickup games, but this is on a whole different level. Whatever happened to a good ol’ fashion “hold me back” fight, or stomping off mad while threatening to come back with your boys?

You have to respect the Cavs appreciation for world cultures. Playing sumo defense this year after trying out matador defense last season.

Hmm . ..  I wonder what the Joker’s Mom’s name is . . .