Or.... PLAY ONE WEEK FANTASY LEAGUES ON FANDUEL AND/OR DRAFTKINGS!

Ok Alex, we know it’s you, calm the fuck down.

Brian McCann is sitting at home jerking it to this mom, her letter, and her haughty disdain for fun and showmanship.

If somehow Jimmy Clausen lived up to his potential in an alternate fucked up universe, this mom would’ve probably gone home and masturbated to JC’s dance moves. #ShesProbablyRacist

Gabehcoud is coming for you ISIS.