Every time a new technology emerges, there's a lot of doom and gloom about the end of this industry or the end of that industry. People have been saying the same thing about newspapers and magazines for years now — and they're both still around. Ditto to VOD and download wiping out DVD and Blu-ray. The future is…

"Of the 15,000 to 30,000 icebergs calved each years by the Greenland glaciers, probably only about 1% of them ever make it all the way to the Atlantic."

Is a smart tweed jacket necessary for use?

The guy with the typewriter-computer on the airplane made me think of this tirade.

Ayako Katagiri?

We can't repel cuteness of that magnitude!!

"Give it a second! It's going to space!"

This would be awesome as a framed print.

I would read all of these to my non-existent children.

In my experience, there's no such thing as coincidence. Although, I have been from one end of the galaxy to the other, seen a lot of strange things, and there's nothing to convince me that there's one all-powerful Force either.

"If I die, tell my wife, 'Hello.'"

Kinda reminds me of this.

What? Doesn't every space-faring vessel have those?

Damnit, now you've put the idea in the minds of Hollywood executives!

The Human Stud-Farm. Bluntest. Title. Ever.

"If
 mammals
 did
 not
 have the
 good 
fortune
 to 
have 
the 
dinosaurs 
wiped
 out 
by 
an 
asteroidal 
collision."

This looks awesome. You could do a whole documentary on Billy West alone. The guy's led an interesting life.

God, I hate these things already. Now I have reason to hate them even more!

These are all amazingly awesome. Good work, all!

"[Surefoot] is bloody expensive. Retail price on the full-monty with shell, orthotic and liner will usually run more than $1000. Ouch."