Edit: Double post

I imagine if Kim released a new porn video showing off her upgraded "assets" (pun intended), she might actually break the internet.

I'll bite. I once traveled to Ecuador while seriously sick with the flu. While everyone else went on a jungle excursion and ate guinea pigs with an indigenous tribe I was stuck in the hotel in Quito with terrible explosive diarrhea. Everyone came back and wouldn't stop talking about how much fun they had. To this day…

Bravo. Sadly, this kind of rational thinking is not more prevalent today.

But....actual 8-bit TMNT exists ...

Wilson fired the gun when he shouldn't have.

This is the worst idea I've ever heard of. Why would anyone want to live in an underwater city? It would be extremely isolated, with the added bonus that it could implode and kill everyone instantly with no chance of escape! Why not build an underground city first and see what the interest is in that project. Also, I…

For those that are curious, here's a gif of the angler in action:

This is still my favorite perpetual motion machine:

You seem worked up about this.

Right now the prototype is two centimeters wide, but the research team says they'll be able to shrink it down to a few microns.

Can you tell the difference between these photos looking at them here in the comments?

1 in 5 correct, with solid mid-range noise cancelling earbuds. Clearly I struggled to tell any difference.

Please...cute wittle biwds? This is the stuff of nightmares..

Not sure if it's a new feature to iOS, but I recently realized that you can create custom vibration "tones" (<settings>, <sounds>, <ringtone>, <vibration>, <create new vibration>). If you then create custom vibrations and assign them to different notifications, this is sort of like "a tactile sensation that's…

I am no theoretical physicist , but I thought that the mathematics behind time (currently) seems to indicate that it is completely relative and there is nothing that states time must move in any particular direction. It can travel forwards, backwards, and completely stop without any issues to the equations. Time is a…

Seriously. But at the same time, I'm also pissed off at the levels of dihydrogen monoxide corporate fuckwads keep putting in literally every food and beverage product.

I'm going to have to go with the elevator scene in The Shining. It's been decades since I read it, but I'm pretty sure that was entirely Kubrick and not included in the book. While I enjoyed the book more than the movie (and the movie is an all time favorite), I remember the elevator scene as being one of the most…

Whatever...