It was hardly my first response, and it’s not a joke. But thank you for the charity information, it is of course extremely important.

Let me guess:

“How to Win Scummy Friends and Influence Shitty People”

His eyeball is trying to pop out of his skull.  It wants to be the first one off the sinking ship of his campaign.

Yet another stunt that “needs” to be completed before the election, all so President Mush-Mouth,-Brain can spew out “PROMISES KEPT” at his rallies.

Look, when you live in a coffin it’s hard to keep up on the news.

Should I be surprised that the Fake News T-Shirt appears to be stained with dirt/shit?  I really should not.

The hokey pokey.

Narc.

Fuckupocracy.

Believe it or not, she may even be WORSE than Biden.

This man is the Pepe frog meme come to life.

OMG YOU GUYS THE BREITBART COMMENTS:

Hey, look, QAnon has to get their bullshit from somewhere, alright?

Aaaaaaaand any new information gained from this is now almost guaranteed to be inaccurate anyway due to people lying because they don’t want to be deported/thrown into cages, no?

Or maybe the dementia will have truly set in by then and he’ll forget:

He’s had a full 72 years of hatred building up inside of him. He’d have to be a literal zombie to keep going much further.