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I've never missed a rent payment. I assume my Medal of Freedom is in the mail.

“It should have never come to this,” Michele Hoaglund told the Times. “We’re doing what the federal government should be doing.” Read more

How much to sleep standing up in someone’s driveway?

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The best line, “You are making me look like an idiot!” Nope, you’re doing that all on your own. Read more

Ah, yes, our border with Mexico between El Paso and San Diego is the perfect place for a water-filled moat filled with wild animals that would need constant attention.

Am I missing something? Trump calling Pelosi to deal, certainly *seems* like he knows he’s fucked. Though I agree with you about not getting too happy until we see something tangible. Read more

We Need to Talk About Kiev

I feel like if I don’t forward this on to ten friends, she will come after my family. Read more

So “Moo-kake” is all good then?

Well, I’m personally juuust too big for a C cup. C 1/2 would be perfect.

They destroyed a 50's lilac bathroom without even thinking “We can carefully remove this for salvage” I wanted the woman from Rehab Addict to come flying through a window and devour them.

They look like somebody’s cloning Tony Robbins, and THAT’S GOT TO STOP!!!

I also hate Tariq and Christina should be the national anthem. Read more

Nothing warms my heart like the possibility of two candidates with loose dentures debating to win the highest office in the land.

But he’s a lumberjack, and he’s OK.

I can absolutely hear “cockadoodie brat” said in SP’s voice. Read more

Glad I’m not the only one. I used to have fun& be fun. I did the Mile High club thing. Got into some other stuff. But you get hurt enough and eventually it just doesn’t seem worth the effort.
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BUT 30-50 FERAL PIGS!! NEAR MY CHILDREN!!!!1!11!!!!!!