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So dude has at least one ex they’re embarrassed to have ever dated.

Jokes on them...this customer wants to buy out of warranty so he can mod it. :)

Didn’t mention Titans, which he was very good in as Hawk. He even got to sing on the show, which surprised me since he’s very good.

See also: video game industry.

I do like a story with a happy ending.

Apropos of nothing, the representative who brandished a pistol and cane to prevent anyone from aiding Senator Sumner while he was beat nearly to death in that chamber, Laurence Massillon Keitt attempted to choke Representative Galusha Grow on the floor of the House two years later. He went on to die of a gunshot

From the linked articles a FedEx manager called him while he was fleeing and told him to come back to the station, while he was on his way back a second manager informed him they would file a police report the following day, and when Gibson expressed discomfort at being put back on that route, FedEx was kind enough to

Kinda surprised FedEx isn’t doing something to back their driver here. 

We all know it’s the Jeep Thing... Hyundai wants in!

I’m no law talking guy, but if the prosecution’s case hinges on a single person’s testimony or one piece of very incriminating evidence, the defense can dedicate all its attention to seeding doubt in that person and/or making that evidence inadmissible. So the prosecution needs multiple overlapping pieces of

I’ll believe any of this is actually news worthy when this dirtbag actually faces any consequences. We’ve heard every fucking day about evidence piling up against these asshats, and to date exactly 0 Republicans have faced any sort of consequences.

Call me when someone gets more than a subpoena they can just ignore

I’m fine with Pete going in.  I’m also fine with Shoeless Joe Jackson going in too.

Well, that’s ‘cause there’s no such thing as climate. Right? “Climate” and “everything” are the same word, and that’s what bothers me about the climate change types. It’s like, this is something that bothers me about it, technically. It’s like, climate is about everything.

I’m in Arizona, not Florida, but similar rules apply. 

I’m hereby creating the slang word “fitler” to mean a stubborn oil filter, someone who over-tightens an oil filter, or the act of over-tightening an oil filter.

e.g.:

1. Dude, this thing won’t budge. It’s being a fitler.
2. Looks like the previous owner was a fitler. This thing won’t budge.
3. Dude, the lube shop guy

100%!!! I was like “I’ve got you now, Fitler!!”

The part is an Oil Filter. The person who tightened it is the Ol’ Fitler.

For the record, I accidentally wrote “Oil Fitler” in my initial draft, and I’m not sure why I changed it given how badly this filter wants to ruin lives.

That first millimeter of movement is probably like seeing your newborn child for the first time.