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Caution: long post upcoming. A lot of this is from a good summary at Reddit.

Can we end the hall of fame “debate” about DH yet

Madison Bumgarner (pictured above) has no comment.

They can still blame this on Steve Sarkkisian being drunk, Pat Haden being a dumbass, Reggie Bush taking money from an agent and Pete Carroll flouting NCAA rules and being a 9/11 truther, right?

rumors that begin on forums and message boards often have truths that make their way into the sports pages days later.

I remember being a young boy outside of Philly back in the 80's when Mike Tyson was a complete bad ass. My buddies dad ordered the Spinks/Tyson fight and after it lasted the 91 seconds all the young kids in attendance were like WTF? There were some ‘friends of ours’ in attendance and one of them said, ‘Vegas will fuck…

I just realized that I’ve been misreading “domed” stadium as “doomed” stadium in every Las Vegas Raiders article on Deadspin.

From Field of Schemes:

The crazy thing about this whole thing is...

OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I…

this is for the people that didn’t know they needed to see Mark Davis’ hair on Sheldon Adelson’s head.

Imagine being so rich that you have no fear of leaving the house looking like that.

Nothing highlights the fact that your head looks like the tip of an orange penis quite like a white tie on a white shirt.

Let’s remember some Bears!

Never write off bears. They remain #1 on the ThreatDown.

The Bears are the Bills with less fun tailgating.

I’m always amazed that anybody goes to any NFL game.

I’m not nearly ready to call them “favorites” out of the AL, but boy oh boy do they have a lot of pieces clicking together at the right time.

You(and the movie) are making the assumption that smart people have smart children and dumb people have dumb children. While I'm sure the intelligence of the parents does have an effect on a child's overall development it still is entirely possible for two idiots to produce a genus and vice versa, eugenics would not…