“But 👏 how 👏 is 👏 the 👏 dick?”
If my FB feed (which, admittedly, loses at least a couple people a day now) is any indication, they will vehemently defend Trump choice of words and tell you how Hillary Clinton wants to eat every soldiers first born child.
Especially if your wife is going to travel to fashion week with $5-$10M Euros worth of jewelry.
I would like to subscribe to your celebrity blog.
God, being that famous sounds awful. Can you even take a piss without someone following you in there?
There were five guys with guns. Even if he was there, what was he going to do except get himself and possibly Kim killed if he resisted? Those people on twitter need to lay off him.
I imagine it was Eddie barfing and Patsy doing the labia washing.
Oh Lord, that reminds me of a past pissing contest where a woman was using an outhouse type bathroom in remotest Asia and a PIG SNIFFED HER ASS. It was just hanging out in the poo trench waiting for more shits!
I worked in a book store for about 8 years, and saw plenty of weird shit in that time. By far the strangest was the lady who tried to sell pies in the ladies bathroom. She set up shop on the baby changing station.
This campaign is his audition for the sequel to American Psycho.
What? Is that weird?
I stalked Ted to a men’s room door in NH to get an interview. And I got it. Teach you to take a piss in New England motherfucker.
I went to Vegas with some girl friends a few years ago and two of us met this charming group of Australians on the last night. One of them had been to Vegas multiple times and offered to take us out in Old Vegas for something new.
I was at JFK airport peeing in a stall when a Middle-Eastern woman in a burka swung open the faulty door. She saw me and screamed like she had just seen Manson in my vagina. When I came out to wash my hands she glanced in my direction, eyebrows furrowed, utterly scarred by what she had witnessed. Trying to calm the…
Well, you know, of course, that anyone who appears in Playboy is inherently untrustworthy;
If anyone is unfit, it’s Alicia Machado! Get it?? Because she’s not fit. Because she put on a tremendous amount of weight. Just tremendous. Fat!
I think he’s referring to when she was on a Big Brother style reality show called La granja and had sex. It’s not really a sex tape. It’s not graphic as they knew they were filmed and covered themselves with sheets. You can hear some graphic language (typical sex talk) but the end he’s just shaming a woman for having…
He probably uses software like TweetDeck to schedule them to go out at certain times just to fuck with us.
Let’s get some things straight...