He’s right about ‘Starbucks lovers,’ though.

*crying laughing*

too many white people in this anyhow!!

And the robot is Michael Sheen, who is really the only reason to watch this movie anyhow.

Take Me Home Tonight!

Oh, I paid attention. I teach storytelling in film school. Sometimes Nolan tries to tame a tiger by its tail and ends up with something ponderous and nonsensical, and this film was that.

i actually just re-watched the prestige the other day and it still makes no goddamned sense! i wish he’d just made a movie about tesla instead without all that dumb cloning shit in it. WHERE IS OUR AWESOME MOVIE ABOUT TESLA, i ask you. although a real movie about wolverine and batman doing magic also sounds fun. if…

The Departed.

Your handle = +100

I love that movie, BTW.

That was Brad Pitt in that one movie that was 63 hours long where he ate peanut butter.

I started watching and at a certain point thought ‘this is beginning to smell like Love Actually’ and then Keira Knightley’s face swam into focus just like it did in that steaming pile of shit and I was like WHUUUUUUUUUUT.

Parker Posey = ZFG.

Right? I have guilt when I get up in the morning and my cat’s water dish looks low. :(

What a great piece!

Here’s the amazing thing about Parker Posey. Even as Libby, being, like, sad community theatre girl, when she ‘gets into character’ she’s effing mesmerizing!

IT’S A PARROT

omg my favorite part

For 15 years my husband and I have called each other ‘his/her nibs’ because of this film. It would not be an understatement to say that we have passed through nearly every character relationship in it over the course of our marriage. Which is fucked up, but also funny.