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I currently live in the are and I’m in this dating pool.

I had hives for two weeks this summer and thought there were bugs in my apartment too! Nope, just forgot the cheese I was snackin' on at the restaurant I worked at had live penicillin in it. Which of course, I am allergic to. I'm an idiot.

Go to some mountain hiking! Or Africa. Or Thailand. Or Egypt.

I truly hope you don't long term take the antibiotics. Antibiotic resistance my friend. Huge, huge, huge, huge problem. So that bacteria, and other bacteria in you (or infections you acquire) might be becoming antibiotic resistant. Not good.

Part of the reason I’ll never tell my parents.

I had to stop reading these. So many remind me of my story. And I still feel ashamed. So ashamed that I didn’t report my sexual assault, didn’t do more. And also make me realize that my thought was right- no one would believe me because I was drunk and we were ‘dating’. And I know it’s never too late, but it sort of

Yup, don't get paid. And you tip out on a total % of your sales, not on your tips. So, in the one Hibachi/sushi place I worked, since my tip out was 9.5% of my total sales, and no one EVER fucking tips for Hibachi, if you walked out with more than your tip out, you were having an awesome, awesome night. I never

Sometimes I hate ordering a hefeweisen or other wheat beer when I’m out, even if that’s what I really want and/or it will pair well because the bartender will then only suggest wheat or light beers. Or if I get a stout or IPA next they will be like “ I don’t think you’ll like that...” Actually, I will!

I just interviewed for a part time position at a brewery... I’ve worked at several other breweries and love beer. The guy interviewing me gave me a VERY simple quiz then went “oh wow. I didn’t actually expect you to know these things.” I asked why not and he said “well you are pretty young and you know... girls don’t

I worked at Bahama Breeze for a summer in 2009. At one point, three of our managers got fired for sexual harassment, one got arrested for sexual assault, and one Thursday our entire kitchen staff save 3 people were taken by immigration. We were so fucked that Thursday and Friday, but by Saturday afternoon we had

Compression socks, they help support your calves. It's like the sleeves some athletes wear. If you have an injury or are prone to shin splints, they help. Also help if you are lifting and could potentially scrape your shins.

My dad- "you know... it wouldn't be the WORST thing if you got pregnant..."

No, but I did decide that I'm going to do a "bridesmaid bar crawl" where I wear a different dress at each bar. And trash every single one of them.

Many times they actually add "smell" to those systems for cases like this. Some older buildings do it, I don't know how common it is now.

What do you call a cow on your yard?

100% agree. I use UberX and have found all of these things. It is so, so, so much easier. Also no grabbing a cab, getting in and the cab driver going "if you don't have cash get out." Also being able to report an inefficient route and follow the route on your app. I can get a refund if that happens. However, I do

I started watching 27 dresses last night then had to stop because I'm pretty sure I'm going to be her. I'm 25 and already 4 dresses, about to be 6, in.

If you engage in sex anytime in the next week, you should just do all shit you know he hates, get your own orgasm, then just immediate stop when hes all blueballed. I find that cathartic, but I'm also a jerk sometimes.

whyyy is that kitten so littleeeeeeeeee and whyyyy is she wearing a tinkerbell outfit just the cutest littliest cutest thing then shes like nomonomnomnomnomnom cupcakeeeeee omgomogomg

I think it is really nice that they got to go and propose this bill! That's awesome. You KNOW a few of the kids cried that it didn't work though, which really sucks and probably makes the teacher look like a dick. I feel bad for the teacher and the kids, but what a great teaching technique!