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They should have listened to Stevie when he visited Sesame Street. When you believe in things that you don’t understand, then you suffer. Superstition ain’t the way.

i truly believe we should let him be president for like, two weeks, just to see what happens.

Please let this man become President. I really want to see how low we can sink as a nation. You know, for shits and giggles, for four years, or until the apocalypse.

“Her family, however, remains unconvinced by the Waller County report”

Why do people think saying “no offense” is a magic phrase that protects you from getting yelled at for a shitty opinion? People are going to get offended no matter your intention. Just stop it and say what you want to say.

Paris looks so good in that picture. She’s had a rough couple of years—it’s good to see her look happy.

I’m really surprised that the “He snapped his own spine” story didn’t hold up.

Maybe she really is clueless

Flanked by A-list pussy...

a fee grows in brooklyn

They ARE wildlife.

I promise you that I would. Not because I was so great, but because this was that bad.

Now you're being disrespectful anne frankly I won't stand for it.

"When you said Crystal Night, this is not what I expected."

That's like using a Nazi to ask your Polish date to prom. It sounds clever to a teenager but it's pretty embarassing & ALOT stupid.

I wonder if all these people regret having kids because they don't LET THEM ALONE for a minute.

I read things my daughter posts, and mostly it just makes me sad that we have tried to get her to value education like the rest of the family and she could care less. But that is the thing, they aren't carbon copies of you and damnit, they have their own lives. It is still hard to take sometimes.

That tweet one is interesting. I read through my sons twitter (vigilant dad) and I see tweets from a girl who lives down the street whose parents I know very well. She is a complete asshole. Foul mouthed, mean and generally shitty. Im sure her mother has absolutely no idea...